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Booking Desk / Format Selection

Get Your Pet Booked

One photo, one confession, two ways to serve the sentence. Choose the format. The paperwork is identical — name, alias, height, and whatever they did this time.

Standard Booking Procedure

01

Pick a format

Poster or tee. Same case file either way.

02

File the paperwork

Name, alias, height, and the charges you are pressing.

03

Approve the booking

We build the artwork by hand and send a proof before anything is printed.

Not ready to press charges? Browse the rest of the lineup — mugs, totes and phone cases, no paperwork required.