Custom Pet Mugshot Poster

Your pet did something. We don't know what. We don't want to know. But it's going on record.

Send us a photo of the guilty party and we'll run them through our full booking procedure: height-chart backdrop, dead-eyed stare, a case number nobody asked for, and a rap sheet of charges we made up entirely ourselves. Think "resisting a bath, second degree" or "theft of a sandwich, in progress."

This is a fully custom, one-per-order production. A real human (unfortunately, us) reviews every submitted photo and hand-builds the final mugshot design before anything goes near a printer — so this does not ship five minutes after checkout. It ships done right, and a little unhinged. You'll get the finished design for approval before we produce it.

Printed on heavyweight matte poster stock. Frame not included. Dignity not included. Remorse never included.