Case File / The BOOKED Mug
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Exhibit A — Photographic Evidence
Booking Record
The BOOKED Mug
Case No.
CMC-VV7BEB
09/12/2026
- Alias
- The Regular
- Height
- 3.75 IN
- Weight
- 11 OZ, Full
- Status
- Booked
- Charges
- Contempt of Morning
$19.00
Design — The Height Chart
1
$19.00
Case Notes
Holds coffee. Holds grudges. Displays your pet's one confirmed offense in permanent print.
Two designs on file: The Booking Stamp, the original matte mug with the red BOOKED mark, or The Height Chart, cream ceramic with the full lineup backdrop and the department wordmark.
Ceramic, dishwasher safe, emotionally unavailable.